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 Fanta Fruity Grapefruit Soda :: bullied by toast There once was a time where I found myself incredibly thirsty. Around the same time, I also found myself living smack in the middle of Tokyo, Japan. Each day I would try to satiate my needs with whatever the office vending machine had to offer: aloe juice, green tea, ice coffee, green tea, cappucino, green tea, and pocari sweat. Then one day, I dragged my withering body into the breakroom and lo and behold a new drink had been inserted into the lineup, one that would crush the competition and replenish my saliva at the same time. Staring me dead in the eyes and begging to be bought was a cold can of Fanta Fruity Grapefruit Soda! Let me just say you haven't had your thirst properly quenched until it has been attacked by the good taste sensations of my dear friend Fruity Grapefruit. You see what makes this drink stand out above any other competitor is that it mixes the natural wonderment that is grapefruit and couples it with 'fruity.' Like a devastating left hook from James 'Buster' Douglas, you just can't defend yourself from that knockout punch. So the next time you find yourself in the Land of the Rising Sun, do yourself a favor and drop 110 yen into the nearest vending machine. And if it doesn't have Fanta in it, beat it mercilessly with a blunt object (preferably a club fashioned out of recycled Fruity Grapefruit cans) until it wises up. |
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