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 Classics - Lists - Columns - Interviews - Fan Fiction - Cartoons - Reviews - Guides - Fiction  The LUBO Guide To Strokin' It On The Cheapby jeff berson, jamie flam and paws o'henry So many people love to masturbate because it feels so fantastic. But, there's nothing fantastic about the empty checkbook that reflects a healthy solo-sex life. That is, unless you find a way to masturbate with the checkbook over and over again, without persistent chafing... But that's just one way to save cash and make your boner (vagi-rection) feel great. Here a bunch of other ideas that'll have you strokin' it on the cheap. More   The Uninformed Guide To...Terror Preparedness!by chris weisbart Summer is upon us and with each new day, January brings the warmth of a new warning of terrorist extremism. Terrorists are working hard each day to obtain biological, chemical, nuclear and radiological weapons such as box cutters. Apparently, their backwards religious beliefs do not allow them to molest boys or extort money from old people. They must use bad things such as "fear","terror" or "evil" and "hatred" and "sloth" and "the electoral college" to get their way. More  The LUBO Guide To Drinking Aloneby stephen cody Glad to see you're here. You've come to the right place. I know this might sounds a little odd, especially to someone new to the whole "drinking alone" thing. Well, don't worry about that. Even the most experienced drinkers will find something of value in this essay. Sometimes you'll want to get drunk and won't know where to begin, or people will try to talk you out of it, or you won't even have any alcohol. I can guide you through many of these potential problems, as well as help you avert some you didn't even know you could be facing. Are you ready to drink, alone? Great! Let's get started. More  The Uninformed Guide To...Television!by chris weisbart Everybody Loves Raymond This series is an earnest family drama with an unusual plot hook: it revolves around the zany antics of Raymond, a mentally retarded father, and his family. The show chronicles the lives of Ray and his family as he tries to survive life with a wife and family. More  The Uninformed Guide To...Gambling!by chris weisbart Spring has sprung and with each new day of September, thoughts of the nation turn to one place: Las Vegas Nevada! Before anybody goes there (Las Vegas Nevada), though, there should be some techniques of gambling you will learn. Follow the steps after this time! More  The Uninformed Guide To... Personal Financeby chaz weinhart With the frigid winter months quickly approaching (March 1, 2067) it is time that we each look closely at our lives and ascertain our personal system of values. Do you believe in God? In Honesty? For most of the people out there who are not communists, the answer to these two questions is a resounding "No." Yes, for a majority of us out there, our lives revolve around one thing entirely: Money. More  The LUBO Guide On How Not To Meditateby charlie padow Lately, I've been trying my best to work on self-improvement. One of my New Year's resolutions this past December was to start meditating. My shrink said it would be a good way to relax and overcome my overwhelming worries about the minutia of my modern day life. More  The LUBO Guide To Holiday Shoppingby jason betrue and jamie flam Gift giving is paramount to the enjoyment of the holiday season. But for those of us who are struggling in the cash flow department, gift giving isn't always easy. Some resort to shallow, lifeless "art project" type gifts in order to mask the utter embarrasment of frugality. But no glue gunned glitter stick can conceal the shame of a handmade gift. Thankfully, we here at lunchboxing have done some research into some brand new gift items on the holiday market so that you can avoid looking like the stingy, parsimonious bastard that you are. With gift ideas that you can afford by just scraping together some nickels and dimes from beneath the couch, there's no reason your loved ones can't reap the benefits of your colorless, sallow hard working days. So take note of our suggestions, and have a wonderful holiday season you scrimping, penny pinching tightwad! More  The LUBO Guide to Haggling in Indiaby strict obeyer of rules I'm in India. And compared to the United States things are cheaper here. That is, if you are looking to buy little wooden elephants and decorative sandalwood turtles. However, if you are American, especially if you are American, those cute little wooden elephants with the adorable little tusks can cost more than they do at the Pottery Barn in Brentwood. More  The Uninformed Guide To... Driving From KC to Seattleby bengodi d'oro If you've never "Driven from Kansas City to Seattle" there are many ways to do it. One is to "Drive from Kansas City to Seattle" without stopping. That is the way to do it for crankheads and truck drivers who are crankheads. Another is to stop in Sioux Falls, South Dakota and stay in the Super 8 ($29.95 plus tax for one bed, $45.95 plus tax for two beds). I'd choose two beds if I were you, because sleeping in one bed with your sister is kind of weird. More  The LUBO Guide To Getting Free Stuff in Vegas For Only $200,000!by marc song Las Vegas is a truly amazing place. It is possible, for only $200,000, to get FREE stuff in one of the major resort casinos. And you also get to play a lot of fun games for a real long time! The basic idea is to get the casino employees to like you. If they like you, they might give you free stuff. So make them like you! Here are some of my personal ideas on how to make casinos like you. More  The LUBO Guide To The California Recall Ballotby paws o'henry At the request of California's Secretary of State, Lunchboxing.com is reprinting the following guide to today's multi-part recall ballot. Please remember to vote. More  The Uninformed Guide To...Scrabble!by chris weisbart Scrabble is a game that is fun for everyone. It can Be played by two or more players. The upwards limit of how many players has not yet been calculated, but is figured to be somewhere between 7 and 1023490. You must have two (1) arm to play "Scrabble" More  Uninformed Guide to... SARS Preventionby dan fazio As if the war on terror and the terror of war weren't enough to scare your average American into hibernation, we are now facing one of the deadliest and most mysterious diseases since flesh-eating Ebola. More  The Uninformed Guide To...The Nightly News!by chris weisbart The Nightly News is a great way to have fun. It is on most of the time throughout the day, and is good for: 1)fun 2)entertainment and 3)being intensly muscular More  LUBO's Guide to the 2003 Grammy Nomineesby J.D. Lincoln and Paws O'Henry It's tough to keep track of all the Grammy nominees -- especially when so many awards are handed out before the actual ceremony. To help our readers stay on top of music's hottest event, we're listing the National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences' nominees in a few of the most-overlooked categories. More |
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