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The Uninformed Guide To...Television

by chris weisbart

Everybody Loves Raymond
This series is an earnest family drama with an unusual plot hook: it revolves around the zany antics of Raymond, a mentally retarded father, and his family. The show chronicles the lives of Ray and his family as he tries to survive life with a wife and family.

18 stars

Jesus Christ Superstar
This is an ongoing sitcom about a superstar ("Superstar") who is always mucking things up for his hilarious band of friends and coworkers. Each episode ends with the culmination of another of superstar's foibles and the loud exclamation by the entire cast: "JESUS CHRIST, Superstar!"

5 stars

www.google.com
This is on T.V. at 8 pm each evening. A haunting reality show based on a sword-wielding zookeeper and his amazing midget sidekick "googie"

498 stars

That one sony commercial where the guy goes into space and brings his video camera
A haunting drama that takes place in realtime (each episode unfolds in exactly the same time it takes to watch it). The man with the camera has a dog named "Bill."

2 stars

Dougie and Jeff's Dope Comedy-Fest
Dougie and Jeff are HILARIOUS in this ultra-dope, ultra cool comedy fest. It is fly, yo, and fresh...twice. D-dog and J to the E-eff-eff are str8 ballin' up the charts on this one. It is truly a dope, dope achievement.

0 stars

Cheers
Two lonely alcoholics enter a magical world through an enchanted wardrobe and find a world filled with friends, "where everybody knows your name".

8,597,321 stars

Burger King
A PBS documentary exposing the truth and lies around Tasmania, an ancient land located near New Zealand.

B+



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