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 "I Need Russian Woman Computer Programmer" by Boris the Russian Nuclear Scientist (To the syncopated beat of the song "I Need Love" by rapper L.L. Cool J) "Enjoy this one, baby, and hang left at rainbow bridge of asguard to Boris heart." Yoh, When I am alone in the room sometimes I am the staring at wall and in back part of lab I hear Illanyia call she is working with plutonium then blows up like firecracker for the first time in my life, I need new russian woman computer programmer There I was giggling about the games that I had played with the world's nuclear powers, and I'm not saying no names Then the thought did occured, tear drops made my eyes burn as I thought "who will go out from behind lead shield when dial needs to be turned" Not Boris, let me tell you that baby. I can feel it inside, I can't explain how it feels all I know is that I need nice woman with computer programming skills Playing make believe pretending that I am true Not using shell script when PERL will do I need woman with brain, on par with my own so if you are her please pick up telephone Although I often reminisce I can't believe that I find a desire for russian woman partner, the computer programming kind Inside my soul because my soul is cold but be mine my baby and i make ring of radioactive gold If you desire, I may provide flowers from florist and the warmth that is created by woman programmer with Boris I need russian woman computer programmer I need russian woman computer programmer If you find with me romance with sheer delight how sweet I gotta find woman russian programmer to make my life (and laser guidance system) complete You can scratch my back, we will get cozy and huddle Boris will lay down lab jacket so you can walk over puddle I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair before we eat obtain fission at room temperature, if you will find that sweet It is deja vu whenever I am with you, Mostly because radiation damage Boris's brain But I will still need to check your background If you are spy, I will find out with pain do not photograph Boris's closet, or the safe under rug or plant small microphone or electronic bug But if you are true, please let Boris know and Boris find you clean Boris will take chance with love and you'll find out what I mean Your programs can run but they certanly can't hide and when compile yours, they fill computer deep inside And Boris's Heart too, Baby Yoh, I need russian woman computer programmer I need russian woman computer programmer Yoh, peace I yam out of here. |
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