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 Video Games Cheats & Tricks by mike spiegelman Dude, get more from your video gaming with our totally awesome tips and hella tight secrets! Radical! Totally max it out to the extreme, bra! I write like this and I'm thirty five years old! "Legend of Nerdmania" Role Playing Game. To receive the mystic package of Nerdmania, first call in sick and spend the day at home. When doorbell rings, answer it. Greet FedEx guy. Sign clipboard twice. He will hand you the mystic package and a gift certificate to Amazon.com. Do not tip him. Rally Kart GT Vroom Vroom Racing. Drive around in circles. Here's a hint: Try to get First Place. Also, do NOT pick up hitch-hikers; they are either jailbirds or Jesus freaks. Cutesy Mascot Saves the Princess Fun-Fun Game. To get the Magic Key to the Fuzzy Wuzzy Dungeon, first felch the dead donkey in the whorehouse. This will cause the carcass to twitch. Quickly skull-fuck the deceased animal until the Magic Key pops out of its ass. Do this two more times. Bang Bang Frag Arena. The only way to win this first person shooter is to purchase an actual gun, go to your high school, shoot all your classmates before putting the gun to your head and saying, "Long live the new flesh." Don't forget to mention lunchboxing while killing people, we can really use the publicity. |
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