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A Plea For Help From a LUBO Reader in Minnesota
by Sarah Rae Molloy
There are many types of people in this world: smart, successful, rich, talented, charismatic. I am, unfortunately, none of the above. Really, the only thing I have going for me is my huge rack and my pierced tongue. I was going to say I had my "minor" infatuation with Jason, Jamie, and Jeff (of lunchboxing) going for me, but I thought about it, and had to resist the urge to shoot myself in the foot. So I have a proposition for all the LUBO readers and the LUBO staff themselves, those who are going to 'The New Expression' at least. I Sarah Molloy (no relation to Tim) will make out with you all for 1 minute, per dollar you donate to fly me out to LA, on June 20th. It's really a bargain. Donate $10, and you get to swap spit with me for 10 minutes. Did I mention my huge rack and pierced tongue? I did? Well.... lemme just say then, that anyone who likes tall busty red heads, with pierced tongues should REALLY donate to this "fundraiser". Really.... you could also think of this as a SPANK BANK investment, if you wanted to. Please send all comments, questions, and requests for where to send the money to LuboLover@hotmail.com.
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