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by paws o'henry

More than anything else, lunchboxing loves earnest, sincere pornographic films. But for some reason the adult motion picture industry refuses to level with fans about what they're really buying, renting, and watching in ill-lit booths at that place next to the check-cashing store. For example, are the sexy cheerleader nurses on the DVD box really nurses? Or just cheerleaders dressed as nurses? Are those upskirt hidden camera shots taken in real bathrooms, or just Hollywood sound stages made to look like real bathrooms? Always looking out for our honesty-loving, pervy readers, paws o'henry offers this list of the 22 best truthfully-titled porn films available:

1. Accidental On-Purpose Facials #5

2. Girls Who Aren't Really Named Amber

3. 38-Year-Old Sorority Girl Orgy

4. Garish Ass-Tattoo Menagerie

5. Spicy Latina Laid-Off Dental Hygienists

6. California Gubernatorial Candidates Volume 6

7. Pretending to Be Gay for $200

8. Coke-Craving Co-Eds

9. Sexy 19-Year-Olds with Dad Issues

10. Didn't Know We Were Making a Porno #4

11. Razor Bump Cootchie

12. Fucking and Sucking Unenthusiastically #3

13. Sex on Our Friends' Pool Table Volume 10

14. Something's Not Quite Right

15. Barely Legal 8-10 Years Ago

16. Big Dick, Big Paunch

17. None of These Ladies Is Truly Interested in a Long-Term Type Situation With Any of These Guys Vol. 4

18. Pandering To Your Unresolved Race Issues #8

19. Surprisingly Red Weiners

20. Pretending to Not Be Gay for $200

21. Oddly Discolored Ejaculate Vol. 6

22. Girls of Bosnia-Herzegovina Who Recently Relocated to the San Fernando Valley #8


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