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reviews of kids that have come to my house tonight

by dr. lester a.k.a. frankenwesh

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frankenwesh
18:54:29
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The night started with carving up some pumpkins, setting them on fire and putting them on the stoop. I made a pumpkin with three faces and a crown of diamonds (bling bling what!) and Caroline did up a goofy face.

The first kid showed up all alone. We couldn't tell what he was, so we asked. "Ninja." "Ohhhhh, ninja. Well kid, maybe if you wore a ninja mask then I'd know you were a ninja.

ninja -

frankenwesh
19:00:39
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Two cute girls, one as a cat and one as a princess. The cat was a little younger and reached into my fun sized candy bowl. Also, I couldn't see her ears. The princess both cute and polite.

cat -

princess -

frankenwesh
19:08:10
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Two more girls, that appeared to be two princesses. One princess and a "cat".With wings. aAd a crown. So, one princess and "the flying cat queen". I give her credit for pushing the envelope. Tthe princess was another quiet older sister, but pronounced that her candy bag was "full" as I was dumping fun-sized eminems into it.

flying cat queen -

princess -

parents with video camera -

(why don't we have an emoticon for the gas face?)

frankenwesh
19:43:36
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Five teenagers show up. One in a "scream" mask - what a tired idea. One had his afro picked out, and one was wearing a sponge bob t-shirt claiming to be sponge bob himself. Two just lurking in the back. Afro kid didn't have a place to carry candy so I said "nice bag" and gave him bite-sized eminems in his hand.

tall boy in 'scream' mask -

afro boy -

sponge bob tshirt girl -

frankenwesh
19:45:17
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False alarm - same kids are banging real loud on my neighbors door. Now there's 2 more kids hanging on the fence. Where'd they come from? I asked them if they wanted candy and they said no.

2 more kids hanging out -

frankenwesh
19:52:32
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Four kids bang real fuckin' loud on my door. I said "Let's see - a vampire, a platypus, a judge ..." and judge girl says "no, im Hermione Granger" all quiet. I was wishing new agey was here to giver a beatdown but I gave her fun sized milky ways instead. Another one goes skipping across in a light blue dress. She says she's Dorothy, and her costume is cutely home-made, complete with red sequined slippers. I give her candy.

vampire -

platypus -

dorothy -

hermione granger -

frankenwesh
19:59:42
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A fairy princess and a bloody vampire. The vampire(ess) shows up with two candy bags and claims that one is for her cousin, who is "over there". I look "over there" and it's dark but there are some kids fluttering about. I give out fun-sized candy for each bag.

They go away and an astronaut and a witch come running up. The astronaut has got an ill NASA space suit. He also has an extra bag, this time for his brother. The witch girl has got a really nice purple and black satin-like costume, with a fake gold girdle and a crooked broom. I gave out fun-sized milky ways to the astronaut, his brother and the witch.

They go away and a black and blue ninja comes up. I tell him his ninja suit is better than the last ninja that came. He also has a bag for his brother. His face looks a lot like the astronaut.

vampiress -

for getting extra candy for her 'cousin'
fairy princess -

astronaut -

ninja -

witch -

frankenwesh
20:02:36
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The last time. I have three pieces of candy left and 5 kids show up. The huge witch, the tiniest spider-man and a medium sized snow white grab up the fun (sized milky ways). I didn't catch the other two costumes because they ran off pissed.

witch -

a tired costume for an older kid, get some creativity
spider man -

snow white -

2 kids running away -

frankenwesh
20:04:01
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Time to blow out the candle in the pumpkin.

J. Keith Van Rappin'
22:29:09
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This is one of the best threads ever. The reviews should be placed on Lunchboxing.

sweet boy guy
09:16:16
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My feelings exactly.


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