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 Chief Moose vs. Mitch Buchanan by david kleinbrodt We are living in a very trying time. There is very little out there to be excited about. However, we we can find solace in the fact that we are alive during a time in history with two of the greatest sex symbols to hit a generation since Jessica Hahn and Princess Di. I'm sure you know who I'm referring to: Chief Moose and Mitch Buchanan. You are all familiar with Mitch. You can see him in his most famous role as David Hasselhoff, Live from Germany, and he will be featured in the upcoming CBS movie "One True Love", where he lives a Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde life of love, deception, and cock-eyed optimism that keeps heads turning and hearts racing.  As for Chief Moose, his most famous role came recently where he portrayed a neck-less cop going after a vicious, notorious sniper. Moose was articulate, aggresive, and sexy in one of the most publicized man-hunts in recent history.  First, let's analyze their roles as teen-idols. Buchanan has wrestled an alligator, bungee jumped from a burning helicopter, and saved the president from assasination. He's exuded confidence and concern, all the while maintaing safe waters for you and I to swim in. Chief Moose on the other hand, took a completely different approach to our hearts and loins. He composed well crafted speeches, filled with ackward, fumbling sentences ina an attempt to throw the sniper into a false sense of comfort. Amazingly, he maintained sex-appeal throuhout the whole investigation. Now onto their attire. Buchanan wears red trunks, while Moose struts about in a police uniform. There you have it. It's hard to argue who has had a bigger impact over our youth today...But there is NO arguement whatsoever that Chief Moose and Mitch Buchanan are two sassy officers who always get their man! My next article will answer the question "Osama bin Laden...Friend or Foe?!" |
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