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My Day At Work
by chris weisbart and jamie flam As an aspiring writer, I couldn't have landed a better job. As a receptionist here, my duties are pretty limited which makes for plenty of time to sit at my desk and write all day. Yet with hour after hour of writing time, I find that a good 75% of the day goes to checking my email, posting on the weapon-shaped message board, and of course chatting it up with friends and family on AOL instant messenger. The more I look at the following IM conversation I had recently with friend, comedic partner in crime, and lunchboxing bully Chris Weisbart, the more I realize I need to prioritize how I spend my time at the desk. Enjoy the slightly offensive and completely unchanged exchange: Seinoritis: Good Morning!Sweet Boy Guy: fuck you!Seinoritis: fSeinoritis: uSeinoritis: cSeinoritis: kSeinoritis: ySeinoritis: oSeinoritis: ySeinoritis: uSweet Boy Guy: UHHHHHHHHHHHSweet Boy Guy: FUCK YOUSweet Boy Guy: !!!Sweet Boy Guy: you fucker!Seinoritis: go fuck yourselfSeinoritis: (fuck you)Sweet Boy Guy: oh thats the last strawSweet Boy Guy: FUCK THATSeinoritis: FFFFFFSeinoritis: UUUUUSeinoritis: CCCCSeinoritis: KKKKKSeinoritis: YYYYYSeinoritis: OOOOOOSeinoritis: UUUUSeinoritis: fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyouSweet Boy Guy: fuckyouSweet Boy Guy: fuckyou
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