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Clif Bar
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Commentary
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Apricot
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Haven't tried this one yet. Probably pretty sucky since it is fruit-based. Probably won't try it, so forget the "yet" in sentence number one.
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Black Cherry Almond
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Totally reminded me of something else. Maybe some shitty Granola Bar or trail mix I ate when I was a kid. Wouldn't buy it again. But filled me up 'til around noon, which was pretty sweet.
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Chocolate Brownie
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I've had this one a few times. Chocolatey which is a plus, but far from a brownie. I'll eat it, and enjoy it, but only if there are no other chocolatey kinds available, which is never.
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Caramel Apple Cobbler
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Sounds kind of good because of the caramel, but sounds kind of bad because of apple cobbler. Not that I particularly have anything against apple cobbler. Just sounds sucky in the context of a Clif Bar. Haven't seen or tried it.
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Carrrot Cake
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My roommate Mike had this one once. I tried a piece. I think my reaction was something like "Not bad at all." I will probably never have it again, unless my roommate Mike has one again, which probably won't happen because he didn't like it at all.
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Chocolate Chip
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Probably the one I have eaten the most of. Kind of like the bread and butter of Clif Bars, for me. Chocolatey, which is nice. But my roommate Mike once pointed out that there are more raisins that chocolate chips, which may be true, but doesn't bother me so much. If you like chocolate chips, or Clif Bars, try this one out. Also try it if you like raisins, or chocolatey things.
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Cool Mint Chocolate
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As the name implies, this bar is very cool. It also is one of the few Clif Bars to contain caffeine. So technically it's a good pick me up. If you are into Winter Sports, it might be a useful tool. It might also be a useful tool if you are into Summer Sports or staying awake in general. It's chocolatey and minty, two things I like in a Clif Bar. It also has a frosting-like streak down the center, which is pretty sharp looking and delicious. Try this as soon as possible.
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Cookies and Cream
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I love cookies and I love cream and I love cookies and cream flavored foods, and imagine I would probably enjoy cookies dipped or served in cream. But I don't like the cookies and cream Clif Bar. It's kinda just nasty. Not like really nasty or anything. Just nasty enough for me to not buy it anymore. But you might like it. I am not sure, since I am not you. Understand?
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Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch
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Perhaps the best. If not, definitely the second best. Maybe third. In any case, my current staple. I like peanut butter and chocolate chips and Clif Bars (see previous reviews above) so this is a good fit. The only thing that annoys me is that it's not as crunchy as the name would have you think. Although it does simply say crunch, and I guess it's safe to assume that the collective number of almost-crunchy bites amount to one single CRUNCH.
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Cranberry Apple Cherry
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I have never had this one and don't anticipate I ever will. Unless they add chocolate, which they won't. And even if they did add chocolate I think it would still be pretty pukish, so disregard the last sentence.
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Lemon Poppyseed
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This sounds pretty good actually, but I think I am going to get the Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch instead.
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Crunchy Peanut Butter
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"Why would I try this when there is Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch on the market?" I ask. "Because you live on the edge, Jamie." you reply. I stare into space, nodding at what you just said, while taking a bite of my Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch Clif Bar. Not a true story.
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Peanut Toffee Buzz
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So many reasons to believe this might be good. Peanuts are good. Toffee is good. Buzzes are good. Never seen it on the Clif Bar rack though, which poses a problem. What's the problem, Clif Bar Distribution Center?
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Spiced Pumpkin Pie
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This is one of their "holiday only" bars. Never seen it. May or may not be good. May or may not be VERY good. Maybe I will never know. Maybe I will always know. Maybe, just maybe, I know already. Think about it.
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