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My Day At Work Part Two
by jason betrue and jamie flam In the first installment of My Day At Work, I spoke of how my job afforded me the ability to spend most of my days writing, which was a luxury I needed to exploit to its' max. That was almost a year ago, and while I still find time to be productive every once in a while, the following AOL Instant Messenger exchange is a testament to the fact that I am still not taking full advantage of my free time. The conversation is in reference to an E-vite I sent out for a party I will be co-hosting at my house in a couple weeks. If anyone reading this knows me and wasn't invited, my apologies. I didn't have your email address, or I missed your name or something. Send me a scathing email and I will add you to the list. Anyways, enjoy. catchthekiller: i had to send my respectful decline to your evite sweet boy guy: i saw sweet boy guy: i loooove that every time i refresh that evite there are 2 new responses, and most of them are DECLINES from PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW sweet boy guy: how boring is THAT catchthekiller: soooper boring catchthekiller: imagine what it's like HEARING about it catchthekiller: second-hand sweet boy guy: must be suuuuuuuuper boring catchthekiller: ridiculously sweet boy guy: especially an extended conversation about how boring it is...i mean its boring enough for me sweet boy guy: i could only imagine its just as boring if not far more boring for you catchthekiller: right, it's one thing to experience something boring catchthekiller: it's yet another thing for someone else to experience a person talking about experiencing that boring thing sweet boy guy: right catchthekiller: but then to have an elaborate, over-analytical conversation about boring experiences, and the discussion thereof catchthekiller: well, let's just say one word sums up THAT catchthekiller: you guessed it... catchthekiller: B O R I N G sweet boy guy: imagine posting this on lunchboxing...that would take the boringness to another level, the readers being an even more removed witness to the boring-factor catchthekiller: seriously. catchthekiller: then imagine telling someone about how it was posted on lunchboxing. sweet boy guy: me? or someone else? catchthekiller: then, if you can, imagine them telling someone about how you told them about how this conversation was posted on lunchboxing about how boring it was to have a boring conversation about a boring experience. catchthekiller: you, someone else, anyone sweet boy guy: fuck you. catchthekiller: lol sweet boy guy: and THAT's how today's lubo feature was made. sweet boy guy: Poifect! catchthekiller: hahaha catchthekiller: solid catchthekiller: can you do me a favor catchthekiller: when you post this? catchthekiller: if it's not too late catchthekiller: how about changing my "lol" to a "hahaha". i'm feeling pretty self conscious about it sweet boy guy: hahaha sweet boy guy: i'll make some adjustments catchthekiller: also...while we're adjusting things catchthekiller: can you mention something about me being a handsome genius sweet boy guy: although it takes away from ME seing as how it didn't illicit a "laugh out loud" reaction sweet boy guy: and yes, I can make mention of that catchthekiller: how about "i am literally laughing out loud in my cubicle" catchthekiller: "Because Jamie Flam is so funny" sweet boy guy: how about "iallolimcbjfisf" sweet boy guy: and also, how about i don't change a thing and also include this last portion of the conversation re: revisions catchthekiller: lol, i think that would be brilliant catchthekiller: fuck! i mean, hahahaha sweet boy guy: ZING ZONG! sweet boy guy: THE END |
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