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 "Today Was a Pleasant Day" by young tuck To the syncopated beat of the song "Today was A Good Day" by rapper Ice Cube. Orderly.. hee.. yes.. Heeheeheeh.. Just arising up in the morning not so bad I get the feeling like today may be particularly RAD! No barking from the watch dogs, no smog And my housekeeper Nadia cooked my breakfast with caviar I enjoyed my meal immensley, but failed to go overboard Finally got a call from a girl I would like to french kiss Scheduled it up for later, an hour after the baby briss Thinking will the stock rise, in my portfolio' I gotta go cause I got me a volvo And if I hit the AC, I can make the temp low Had to stop, at a red light Look in my mirror and not a non-white in sight And everything looks bright I got a beep from Nancy, and she can french all night Called up my companions and I'm asking them Shall we get a friendly match of some of that badminton? Get me on the field and I'm a nuisance Last week messed around and hit the birdie into the neighbors fence Cahortin' with my friends everywhere like Governor Gray I can't believe, today was a pleasant day That's correct. Return to my house and and hit the hot tub Had to cleanse my body from the grub Because just yesterday my companions attempted to chastise me Saw the police, gave they gave me the "thumbs up" and rolled right past me No messin', proceeded to wink in a gentleman's direction as I proceeded cautiously through the intersection Went to Ethan's house, they were watching PBS What's happening with the checkers? Stack them up, Stack them up, stack them up, stack them Stack them in a circle of companions and watch me jump them with the king me, the triple jump king me, the triple jump king me Triple jump even flustered Young Joseph Joe Picked up the plastic chips Then we played Go Fish, and I'm declaring "Go Fish!" In addition, nobody I know was encountered by an ethnic in L.A. Today was a pleasant day  Heehee.. Left my chum's mansion after a dip in his pool And picked up a girl I've been trying to french since boarding school It's ironic, I had the evian she had some tonic And now we're talking Reaganomics Delighted her with conversation Put on the smooth jazz station, and frenched her with passion And my tongue goes deep, quite deep So deep that she fell asleep Woke her up around one She didn't hesitate, to tell me to go home Drove her to her dorm in a jiffy Took a big sip of the perrier amd I'm feeling kind of nifty I was elated that everything had worked out Dropped the lass off and then drove out Today was like one of those nice dreams I would rather enjoy a selection of some ice creams No security officer enforcing curfew 2 in the morning I go to find a delighful snack to chew Even imagined I saw some graffiti on the street And it read, "young tuck is neat" Hungry as as heck and I'm pulling up Burger King ahead and I want some fries and 7-up Today I didn't even have to wait in line at B.K. I gotta say today was a pleasant day |
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