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 Jamie Goes to Hollywood by jamie flam I have an idea for a great movie. What makes it so great is that it is the perfect combination of fantasy, real life trials and tribulations, adventure, fun, and also sex. People like these things, and that is why they go to the movies (Although the delicious popcorn and soda pop certainly doesn't hurt *WINK!*). Here is the plot: Terry is just your average kid. Just starting high school, he is pretty overwhelmed with his rigid courses, the older students who pick on scrawny youngsters like himself, and also all the super hot junior and senior girls that are strutting around campus in extremely skimpy clothing. You see, this movie takes place in Southern California, where the temperature is always conducive to seductively tantalizing wears. So Terry and his best friend David "Shades" Randolph (he gets the nickname "shades" because he is always wearing sunglasses, even in class!) are relatively low on the ladder of popularity and will do just about anything to score a date with one of the more mature older woman. Also, did I mention that there is this one girl who really likes Terry, and she is kinda nerdy looking, but also kind of cute, and they have been friends for a while? Her name is Sandra. Anyways, one day this senior guy with blonde hair who drives a really cool car and is also a varsity football star drives past Terry and Shades and Sandra as they are walking to school and yells out "Hey dork squad! Is there a dork convention in town? Because if there is, you guys should go to it you stupid dorks!". Shades gets really mad at that, and pretty embarrased and wants to fight back, but before they know it, the blonde guy, who's name is Dirk(I named him Dirk, because it is so close to "dork", which makes it ironic, because he's calling Terry a dork...don't worry it all makes sense later..), peels out of there laughing. He was with his friends from the football team and also Danielle, the super hot senior girl who is going out with Dirk, but who is also a TA in Terry's Art Class and smiles at him every once in a while. She is usually wearing a really short skirt and a tight blouse which show off her ample breasts. So after the "dork convention incident", Terry vows to Shades and Sandra that he will be popular one day and then kind of looks up at the sky where he sees a bird on a branch and makes as if he is making a wish and then the bird kind of flies off into the sun which signifies that perhaps his wish will be granted. Terry says something like "Yeah, right...we are dorks for life Terry, there's nothing we can do about it", and Sandra says "Who wants to be popular if being popular means being a jerk like Dirk and those guys anyways" or something like that and Terry just shrugs and says forget about it or something and then they go get pizza at the place where Shades works part time to support himself and his mother who is very sick. The next morning, Terry wakes up, but something is distinctively different but he can't place his finger on it. He also is really hungry for carrots, which is not something he usually craves, particularly in the morning. So he goes downstairs to get some carrots and then his mom sees him and faints. Terry is scared, and when he is kneeling over his mom to resuscitate her he sees his reflection in his moms glasses and is shocked (to say the least) at what he has become: A TEEN RABBIT! He runs around frantically, and then in a comedic moment, his mom finally wakes up again and then sees her son as a rabbit and faints immediately again. It's real funny. Analyzing his body, it turns out that he has developed white fur, bunny ears, crazy rabbit teeth, and unopposable paws. Needless to say he can't do much. After some time though, Terry becomes normal again and goes back to school. At the end of the day he tells Shades about it, but he doesn't believe it. The next day at school, in the middle of class, Terry becomes a rabbit again, and at first everyone is horrified. The teacher is really old though, and hardly notices. This will be a great comedic moment. Anyways, this one girl in the class, Rita, who is wearing a skin tight halter top and short shorts and loads of super hot make up decides that she thinks the bunny is super sexy and wants to see what hot rabbit sex is all about, so they leave the room and have a hot make out session in a utility closet. After this, Terry realizes that being a weird rabbit man may not be such a bad thing after all. And Shades realizes that there is much money to be made as a result of his pals fame. Sandra is sad though, because Terry is making out with all these super hot senior chicks, and even Danielle who is Dirk's girl has a thing for the bunny now. Okay, I will wrap this up as not to give away too much more. Terry "The Bunnyboy" ends up ruling the school and his dad tells him that he is from a long line of bunny men, and there are a lot of super hot sex scenes that show women's boobies, and then at the end Terry realizes that he may be more popular as a bunny, but he doesn't like himself as much and ends up nailing Sandra, who beneath all the nerdy clothes is actually super hot, and surprisingly a sex fiend. Shades somehow scores Danielle too, much to the dismay of Dirk who no one likes anymore. And then also, Terry ends up scoring a touchdown with 5 seconds left in the championship football game, only he does it as himself, not as a rabbit, which signifies his new maturity. Also lookout for a lot of super hot shots of girls and their cleavage in the bleachers, rooting for the team. And rest assured I will leave an opening for a sequel. So there you have it. I think I will call it "Rabbit Teen Wolf" to signify how a young man can be a rabbit inside, then actually become a rabbit, but actually come off as an evil wolf, only to return to becoming a rabbit inside again. Jason Bateman will play this charcter in the sequel, but I haven't figured out who I want to play the original BunnyBoy. Any suggestions? Excerpts from possible script: At high school party where Terry is making out with Leslie, a super hot cheerleader Leslie: This feels real good. Terry: Oh yeah, well it gets better. Leslie: I know, let the bunny out! (Terry becomes BunnyBoy) Terry: How do you like me now? Leslie: Do it to me you Velveteen Rabbit! (moans) Dad explaining to Terry about his heritage of rabbits Dad: You see son, three generations ago, your great great great grandma had sex with a rabbit, and then fell into some crazy bucket of atomic acid. This sparked some sort of chemical reaction and she ended up having a son 9 months later who was half rabbit half man. He died a week later. She had another son two years later and then his case was milder. He had kids and in each generation the cases become milder. For mine and your generation, we don't have any outward appearances of a rabbit, we just become rabbit people every once in a while when we want popularity and shit like that, you see. You just need to learn how to control it. Terry: But what about the sex dad, the sex? Dad: I had a feeling you were going to ask me that (smiles). Try it for yourself...I know you've had your eyes on some of the dazey duke clad teen hotties you have seen at school. Ask one to prom or something, have sex with her, and enjoy. Terry: I love you dad. Dad: Of course you do son, of course you do. |
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