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 by J.D. Lincoln and Paws O'Henry It's tough to keep track of all the Grammy nominees -- especially when so many awards are handed out before the actual ceremony. To help our readers stay on top of music's hottest event, we're listing the National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences' nominees in a few of the most-overlooked categories. Best Female R&B Vocal Performance: "Why Don't We Fall In Love," Amerie; "Foolish," Ashanti; "Little Things," India.Arie, "I'm Dead but Still Getting Nominated," Aaliyah; "Dang, Anyone with an 'A' Name Can Win One of These," Aalashantra; "No way that Aalashantra Bitch Movin' Ahead of Me in the Alphabetical Record Bin," Aaaabahaaba; "To That I Say 'I'll Bid $1, Bob Barker,'" Aaaaalashantra (formerly Aalashantra); "That's it You Goin' Down," Aaaaaaaaaabahaaba (formerly Aaaabahaaba) feat. Ludacris. "I Keep on Winning for the Same Record Over and Over, Even Though it Came Out Like, Three Years Ago": Alicia Keys Because We Can't Really Tell Them Apart, We're Giving Any Award One of Them Wins to the Other One Too, Just to Be Safe: Michelle Branch, Vanessa Carlton  Artists We At The Grammys Love Unconditionally, So Deal With It: Carlos Santana; Lauren Hill; Anyone affiliated with the "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" soundtrack. Category that Might Look Different If Only There Was a Male Rock Singer Under 50: Best Male Rock Vocal Performance (Feat. David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Peter Gabriel, Robert Plant, and Bruce Springsteen) Guys We Like Even Though They Sound Just Like Dave Matthews, Who We Hate: Jack Johnson, John Mayer Artists Who Somehow Seem Less Hot Now That They're of Legal Age: Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Michelle Branch, Mandy Moore, Leelee Sobieski (not a musician, but you know it's true. You sick, pervy sicko.) Rappers We Nominated to Seem "Edgy": Ludacris, Mystikal, AZ, Nas Rapper Who's Gonna Win Everything: Eminem Hugest Mystery: Why Eminem got so much heat last year for talking about woman- and gay-bashing but no one seems to mind that current rap nominee Mystikal has been charged with raping someone for real. (Mystikal denies the allegations.) Lambs to the Slaughter as We Give Every Award to Bruce Springsteen: Vanessa Carlton; Eminem; Norah Jones; Dixie Chicks You can learn more about the Grammy nominees by visiting your local library or clicking here. |
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