23 Terrible Songs About Mondays

as discovered by jamie flam and devon lester murphy

Mondays can be the worst can't they? Lunchboxing equates the national Monday hating epidemic with the fact that Mondays are, for most people, the first day back at work after a weekend, and are thus the furthest point in the week from another break. Does that make any sense? In any case, we recently came across a compilation CD from a label called "Fuck My Life Records" with lots of songs about the oft-despised day of the week. After listening, we decided that as bad as Mondays are for us, they certainly could be worse. We hope you feel the same. Here is the track listing:

1. "Mondays Are The Worst (And I Think It Has Something To Do With This Goddamn Weasel That Won't Stop Biting My Fucking Neck)"
2. "I Got The Monday Blues (Or I Guess You Could Call It A Malfunctioning Sphincter)"
3. "Is This Rotting Peanut Butter On My Blouse? (Or Is It Just Another Monday)"
4. "Mondays (Can Be So Cummy)"
5. "Monday Morning Sunshine (Dead On The inside)"
6. "Oh No It's A SkOoL DaY!" by Li'l Jimmy Stickysheets
7. "Monday, Shitday"
8. "I Got Electrocuted (On A Monday)"
9. "Another Brownish Monday"
10. "Mond(g)ay"
11. "I Wish Mondays (Were My 'I Don't Have To Run Day')"
12. "Seems Like Mondays Are The Day (When The Crabs Come a-Crawlin')"
13. "Seems Like Mondays Always End Up Being MAN-days (And I Ain't Got A Gay Bone In Me Body)"
14. "Monday is the First Day (That I'll Be Applying My New Ouch-Cream)"
15. "Maybe Next Monday (Will Be A Sober One)"
16. "I Hate Mondays (Mostly Because I Live In A Fucking Shantytown)"
18. "That One Chinese Restaurant With The Really Good Mushu Pork Is Always Closed (On Mondays)"
19. "It's Tuesday Morning (Yesterday SURE SUCKED DICK)"
20. "It's Sunday Evenin' (And I Hope I Don't Wake Up Tomorrow)"
21. "It's Thursday (And My Brain Is So Fucking Warped, I'm Alrady Dreading Monday)"
22. "Let Me Put it This Way (I Sure As Fuck Didn't Contract Syphillis On A WEDNESDAY)"
23. "The Rat Feces In My Lucky Charms on Monday Blues"