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No Kama Sense: Unappealing Sex Acts discovered by jason betrue, jamie flam, and chris weisbart 
If you are living in a stale marriage, or are a sexual deviant, chances are pretty good that you have heard of the Kama Sutra - the classic Indian guide to Lovemaking. Within this book are hundreds of glorious descriptions of how to inject yours and your partners' love life with magical pleasure. What you probably didn't know is that the Kama Sutra recently opened up its pages to publically submited sexual positions. Many new positions were added, much to the delight of fans of the HBO series Real Sex around the globe. However...there were a few suggested sexual positions that didn't quite make the cut. After enacting a plan to infiltrate Kama Sutra Headquarters that involved foot-sized suction cups, flashlights, black masks, and a Doberman Pinscher, Lunchboxing.com was able to obtain the list of those sumissions deemed non-Kama Sutra worthy. Enjoy. The Old Stagecoach Robbery "Executive Decision" Warlock and Kidnapee Sweatshop Open Heart Surgery The Stockbroker Dawsons Creek Womb Scraper Origami Lightswitch Grappling Hook Starvation Island Alcatraz Noahs Ark Rugburns Galore "Crimson n' Clover" Tinfoil Suprise Charlotte's Web Euthanasia Hungry Hungry Hippos "Running of the Bulls" Crucifixion The Dahmer The Gas Chamber St. Elmos Fire Blood, Sweat, and Tears Nuts n' Bolts Grandmas Satchel "The Rake" As Good as It's Going To Get The Baked Potato The Gobstopper Zapped! The Nightmare Before Christmas Camp Snoopy Road Rage The Bradshaw "The Pincher" The Ghettoblaster Steppenwolf Three Blind Mice The Overpaid Veterinarian Cutthroat's Lament "Alphabetical Order" Clitorisaurus "Slummin' It" The Trig Final |
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