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by paws o'henry, millikin st. anne, and jamie flam In recent weeks, many adult film companies have declared a moratorium on filming, citing something called "fear of AIDS." (We aren't making this up; for information, buy a newspaper.) This moratorium is bad news for consumers of pornographic films, who are always looking for, you know, "material." So given this porn shortage, how are people venting their sexual energy? We've made a helpful list: Sexually explicit topiary Limericks Tutoring an at-risk youth Plush Teletubby figurines Newspaper accounts of porn moratorium Jose Canseco bobblehead Friendster Picking dead skin off feet Working in the nonprofit sector Commiting string of ritualistic murders Monster Playing "Operator" Uma Thurman Fingerbangin' CNN Special Report: Carnage in Fallujah Madonna's book for children "The Stranger" Other human beings Walking by Mean Girls poster verrrry slowly Guns & Ammo Guns & Ammo (magazine) Ol' Blue Eyes NAFTA Anderson Cooper Carm Sen. Olympia J. Snowe, R-Washington Where the Red Fern Grows Beanie Babies Dippin' Dots Cannon InkDot 620 warranty card Invitation to "Upscale Gentleman's Club" in downtown Oakland Public library's complete works of Judy Blume Ball gag Dry humping Banana Starfruit Roach motel Yahtzee! Strokin' It On the Cheap Chanting down Babylon Goin' arcadin' Dancing to super-hard-trip-house-core in bedroom Crunches "Riding The rails" Tantric softball CPR |
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