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by jason betrue, jamie flam and chiara triska Since it is Thanksgiving time we thought we would make a list of things we are thankful for. After this thought occured we decided to follow through on our actions. The following list is the physical manifestation of these actions. "Physical" meaning "virtual." 1. parachute pants (for when we fall out of planes without a parachute) 2. meat loaf (for the love) 3. icyhot 4. oxy (for blemishes, etc.) 5. pliable molding creme 6. fast actin' tinactin (for the buuuurning and chafing) 7. online dating services (for sex) 8. burritos (for the culture) 9. super nachos (for the superness) 10. Michael Jackson (for the web content) 11.  (for the education)12. the word 'tantamount' 13. 7-11 cookies 14. patience 15. slightly retarded morons 16. opposable thumbs (for the donkey kong jr. math) 17. "little people" 18. Science (for the Donkey Kong Jr. Math) 19. masturbation (for the ejaculation) 20. evolution 21. feng shui (for the computer on my desk on the floor) 22. elian gonzales (for the memories) 23. gravity (for holding down the fort) 24. Spring Break Cabo '98 25. sweet-tits 26. the healing process 27. nag champa (for the positive vibrations) 28. checks and balances 29. double sided tape 30. printing press 31. cotton gin (eli whitney you are a godsend!) 32. Mr. Iqbal, my 7th grade history teacher from pakistan who played field hockey until he died. 33. maize 34. 98% cotton 2% spandex 35. pleasure (because it feels so good) 36. awesomeness 37. 99 cent stores 38. 4 out of the 5 elements of hip hop (graffiti just isn't as powerful as it once was) 39. thankfulness 40. Das Efx (we still want efx) 41. JeLlyBeAnz!!! 42. clown-hobos 43. The Money Pit with Tom Hanks and Shelley Long 44.  (cute factor=infinite)45. organized religion 46. Christie Brinkley and Brooke Shields (because they are soooooo fine) 47. trouser-pants (the classics) 48. burnt sienna 49. The Western Hempishere (You gotta admit, it's pretty dope) 50. The Refresh Button (try it!) 51. Grunge Music 52. life jackets 53. "trial by error" 54. The Vasectomy 55. Greatest Hits Collections 56. burlap 57. all types of chowder 58. flight jacket a la Tom Cruise circa Top Gun 59. Condos with Cocaine and Hottubs (the classics) 50. HJ's 51. not having colon cancer 52.  (AWESOME!)53. ejaculating (feels tremendous) 54. lists, in general 55. this list, specifically Happy Thanksgiving from Lunchboxing. You deserve it. |
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