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29 Things that Michael Jackson Looks More Like Than a Human Being

by jason betrue, jamie flam, and chris weisbart

1. gravel quarry

2. volcanic "something"

3.

4. Like if you took carpet, then rolled it around in shit, then dragged it down the street...and then lit it on fire, and put an ugly, dead monkey in it and sealed it up in a moist environment for 30 years.

5."Corky's Statue"

6. assorted tapas

7. alf

8.

9. If they ever made an evil "my little pony"

10. captain ewwwww!

11. "the one scene in orca where the guy gets bitten in the head"

12. day old chow fun/chow mein combination

13.

14."monkey shit"

15. king tut circa 1997

16.

17. Chester Copperpot

18. LaToya

19. Julia Roberts

20.

21. a pterodactyl

22. stalagtites AND stalagmites

23. Cher in the movie "Mask"

24.

25. Zinc, or any of the other elements on the periodic table

26.

27. "SilLy STriNg!"

28. A weirdo

29. No, seriously, look at him.


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