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Check out this cool letter we got from Pop Sensation EMINEM!!! We were floored!

Anyways, as big fans of his "work", we couldn't help but feel obligated to print his words. So here are, in the order in which he sent them to us, 63 Things Eminem Wipes His Ass With.

1. Toilet paper
2. Bark
3. My own shit
4. My hands
5. Caviar
6. Records
7. Haley's (my daughter) Barbies
8. Haley's hair
9. Haley
10. Britany Murphy's eyelids
11. My MTV Movie Awards
12. A microphone
13. Acidwash jeans
14. Polaroid taken of a television playing the program Sanford and Son
15. Skiboots
16. Xerox copy of the Federalist Papers (with burned edges for that aged look)
17. Grass from the field of Super Bowl XVIII
18. A piece of the Berlin Wall dipped in a huge batter of macaroni and cheese
19. Original Press Kit for the movie "A.I."
20. Earthquake Survival Kit
21. Neon band-aids
22. Macadamia nuts
23. Goofy Mad-Libs
24. Skymall (while flying)
25. Skymall (when not flying)
26. My own dick and balls
27. Highlights For Kids (when I'm in Dr.'s office)
28. shitcape
29. JeLlYBeaNz!!!®
30. Pipin' hot aluminum foil
31. Passover Haggadah
32. Molten lava
33. One of those cuban stripe shirts
34. Cosmopolitan Subscription Inserts
35. Huggies
36. VHS Box for the movie Copland
37. Eucalyptus
38. Post -It® Notes
39. The toilet seat itself
40. Parchment paper
41. M & M's®
42. A slinky
43. Orchids
44. Dogshit
45. Liner notes to Beach Boys Pet Sounds 20th Anniversary Re-issue
46. Dr. Dre
47. Carbon paper
48. Lance Ito's moustache
49. Grapes
50. Those small pieces of brown paper the individual pieces of Sees candy sit in.
51. Red Bull®
52. shekels
53.

54. Coaxial cable
55. Jared Leto's passport
56. McDonald's Fish Fillet Sandwich
57. Styrofoam
58. gravity
59. Don Rickles' aura®
60. Elliot Weinstein's 4th grade volcano science fair project
61. Other Men's Penises
62. Sheet music for "Hello Dolly"
63. The rest of this box of Shreddies


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