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1."Eats salad" 2. Buries his face in her Jaga-Boobs 3. Just hangs out or whatever 4. Squeezes her country melons 5. plays "baseball" (sex) 6. Anal 7. plays "titty-ball" (sex) 8. Gets mocha malt frappucinos 9. Makes fun of poor people 10. Ejaculates 11. Watches foreign films 12. Watches porno films 13. Sucks her fantastic looking breasts 14. "demi-gag" 15. Acts cutesy and stuff 16. Goes on shopping sprees 17. Pokes her in the whistle, butthole 18. Talk about how much of a bitch Bruce Willis is, then has sex with her 19. Abdominal exercises 20. "penis-muscle" exercises 21. Lays out 22. Cheats on taxes 23. Discusses the intricacies of her role in "One Crazy Summer" 24. Skateboards 25. Titty-fucks her 26. Goes to the mall 27. Has sex in the mall 28. Has anal sex in the mall 29. He says "It's funny that I am on That Seventies Show, because you were totally 40 in the Seventies" 30. "Celebrate" 31. Discuss AARP benefits 32. "Fuck it let's go to the Bahamas" 33. "Dude, Where's My Balls" 34. Demi: What was it like to be in "American Pie, Ashton? Ashton: I wasn't in that movie. 35. Ride the hershey highway (sex) 36. Time travel 37. Discuss world politics, fuck 38. Visits "the twins" in Knocker County Prison 39. Catch fireflies 40. Methamphetamines 41. Go to amusement parks 42. Use their bodies as amusement parks 43. Have sex 44. Surf 45. Extreme sports (sex) 46. Listen to The Neville Brothers (while having sex) 47. Talk about their weird first names 48. Yell their weird first names during sex acts 49. Watch jackass, animal, then watch Jackass, film 50. Ashton: If we got married, your last name would be Demi Kutcher! Demi: hahahahahahha, I love you soooooooooo much Ashton!" 51. Make racial slurs 52. Cook each other meals, throw each other up 53. Crawl inside her womb and call her "mommy" 54. Feels up her glorious mounds of flesh 55. Takes GI Jugs to "bootcamp" 56. Eat figs 57. Fuck Some Other LUBO Lists: 233 Things Danny Glover Is Getting Too Old For 25 Greatest Regional Hits 17 Ways To Masturbate For Under 5 Bucks 52 AMAZING Christian Rappers 69 Ways Spring-Breakers Are Protesting War 50 Words and Phrases That Describe Bea Arthur's Vagina Love is a Battlefield: 34 Super-Hot War Terms What We've Learned From Elizabeth Smart's Rescue Menus For A Changing Nation: 41 Exciting New Foods 50 Things Warren Beatty Will Have Sex With 19 Signs Mike Tyson is Turning His Life Around 26 Upcoming Reese Witherspoon Vehicles No Kama Sense: 47 Unappealing Sex Acts 29 Things Michael Jackson Looks More Like Than A Human Being Project Green Light: 20 Toketastic Movies To Watch For How To Lose A Guy in Ten Days 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover |
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