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 The stars of 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' teach heteros to be fashion-conscious instead of stupid Despite complaints that its premise blindly reinforces stereotypes, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy has been a major success and spurned plans for dozens of spin-offs using the show's proven formula. Lunchboxing's jason betrue, jamie flam, and paws o'henry offer you this sneak preview of the networks' other ideas for the fall TV season. The Story of America: White people teach Native Americans how to steal. Laugh yourself to a trail of tears! Freedom-Hating Eye for the Liberty-Loving Guy: Middle Easterners teach Americans how to blow up planes and national monuments. Because they hate freedom. An Offer You Can't Refuse or Understand: Chinese and Italians teach each other to launder clothing and money. Fire In The Hole!: Gay firefighters teach non-gay firefighters how to have gay sex, enjoy showtunes. Racist Eye for the Liberal Guy: Not sure yet what this will involve, except a lot of scenes where a guy in a sweater and glasses rides around in a skinhead truck. Oh Ye Sweet Infant Baby Jesus Forgive Us: Irish people teach Americans how to vomit in church. Cooking with Pancho: Mexicans begin to teach world how to eat burritos, end up teaching world how to lie drunkenly in the street with sombreros over their eyes. Kvetch Me If You Can: Jews teach gentiles to complain constantly about hard rolls, the Holocaust. Male Eye for His Stupid Bitch Girlfriend: Men teach women to shut up for five fucking seconds, use simple tools. Hick Eye for the Spoon-Up-His-Ass Prick Sumbitch Guy: Fun-loving Texans teach California yuppies how to live "right." Oh No He Didn't!: Six African-Americans share a home with a stranger who prefers to be called a "Negro." Adding to the tension, he's white. The Bunch of Kids Crying Show: Puppets teach world to be annoying and scary. Bleary Eyes for the Plain Guys: Nick Nolte teaches the Amish how to make methamphetamines. How Many Pollacks Does It Take To Teach The World Nothing?: Polish people teach nobody anything. K-9 Kitchen: Criminal Vietnamese teach criminal Americans how to run from, cook dogs. I Love My Children and Beg You to Save Their Lives: Iraqis teach Liberians how to plead for U.S. intervention. Hilarity ensues. Six Degrees of Bringing Down In The House: A common black person enters the lives of wealthy white people, exposes their evil ways and teaches them to dance. |
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