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Summer Lovin': Where Are Our Favorite Grease Cast Members Now???
by jeff berson, jason betrue, and jamie flam
Everyone loves the movie Grease! Even murderers and Kobe Bryant! It's just so much fun to watch, and the songs are absolutely dance-tastic! The theme song, as performed by the legendary Franki Valli pretty much sums it up:
Grease is the word
Grease is the word, is the word that you heard
It's got groove it's got meaning
Grease is the time, is the place is the motion
Grease is the way we are feeling
Grease is in fact "the word." It's the word that you heard, even. It certainly has groove, and let's face facts: it's got meaning. Is it the time? Sure. Is it the place? Absolutely. The motion? You better believe it. And there's no denying that "Grease" is the way we are feeling.
Yes, Grease is legendary, and over the years we have come to know and adore the characters portrayed in the film. But who are the actors and actresses who portrayed our favorite characters, and what are they all doing now? We had to know here at lunchboxing, and so took the time this past week to contact each and every cast member for updates on their whereabouts over the past 25 years. Now it is up to you to match up the names with their fates in a lunchboxing game exclusive! Have fun and don't cheat!
- Works at the Mission Car Wash in San Gabriel. Every Tuesday goes next door to Tia Gladys Restaurant for their Tacos Al Carbon lunch special.
- Earned a grant to study the volatile race relations between Japanese and Koreans.
- Won a backgammon tournament on the Royal Carribbean Majesty of the Seas Cruise to Alaska.
- Just hangs out mostly.
- Went on to write the best selling novel Cider House Rules.
- Teaches the Torah and Beth El-Leah on Pico; Encourages non-Jewish people to become Jewish.
- Appeared as an extra in The Hulk.
- Started emitting a strange clicking noise when eating.
- Donates money to the cinema, especially male buttfuck cinema.
- Is a clown at lesbian engagement parties.
- Working in accounts payable at networksolutions.com.
- Has made great strides in personal hygiene.
- Earned an honorary degree from the world renowned Rosemead College of English.
- Invented the printing press.
- Became first traveler to circumnavigate the Cape of Big Horn on a canoe.
- The Night Stalker.
- Breeds lab rats with lab mice.
- Grocery checker at Albertson's in Hawthorne.
- Went back to school to repursue a career in theatre; Played his same role in the University production of Grease.
- Plays bass in Blink 182.
- Designed Blink 182's basement.
- Is really into Dancehall.
- Got Jungle Fever, literally. Died in jungle. Of bad fever.
- Played a role in Pulp Fiction opposite John Travolta.
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- Became an Anita Baker back-up singer. Got fired for snorting coke during intermission. And lying about being a backup singer for Anita Baker.
- Anita Baker's hairdresser.
- Invested in Dow Chemical in 1978.
- Tinkers around in her "home studio" (not really).
- Enjoys people watching at the park; Quit playing golf due to back problems.
- Teaches gang awareness at high schools.
- Bought, returned Radiohead's Kid A.
- Went on a 3 city tour with Phyllis Diller in 1980, hasn't been seen since.
- Looooooves chicken apple sausage!
- Maintains touch with select few other cast members via world wide web on home computer.
- Has a nasty sweet tooth.
- Will marry a spine doctor, only to get divorced and ironically have a horrible spine accident the following week.
- Wows bbq goers annually by following dip directions on back on Liptons Onion Soup.
- Has accrued interest payment of $478 on an outstanding Tootsie Beta rental from Video Super Shop which will be payed off in February 2006.
- One of the first ever owners of The Ford "Talus".
- Self proclaimed "drifter". Also self proclaimed "nut lover".
- Vacation to Hershey, Pennsylvania led to greater appreciation of Pennsylvania; Maintained previous appreciation of chocolate.
- Sucks cock for cash, coupons.
- Recycles vehemently.
- Got real fat.
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