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by jason betrue, jamie flam, and chris weisbart 1. miniature golf 2. regular golf 3. chasing terrorists/chasing his dog around 4. Mel Gibson's hair 5. Dave Coulier 6. Old Spice 7. "Goin' Downtown" with his wife 8. pennies 9. hopscotch 10. Changing his oil 11. most gardening 12. tetherball 13. home theater design 14. fat chicks 15. Mall Crashing 16. cliff diving 17. Beer Runs 18. "seeing" 19. telephone conversations over 15 minutes in length 20. Comedy Central 21. thai food 22. integrated multilateral turnkey b2b solutions 23. "those damn nintendos" 24. "elf shoes" 25. Pixar Films 26. hovercraft racing 27. Morgan Freeman 28. The gay neighbors who live across the street 29. spelunking 30. Sue Grafton novels 31. "electronics" 32. "the radio" 33. South America 34. novelty backpacks 35. Trapper Keepers 36. Tithings 37. gene regressive hormone therapy 38. blood transfusions 39. 90 degree weather 40. "elephant shit" and/or "stepping in elephant shit" 41. "skateboard karate" 42. sustained erections 43. 90210's Reunion Special 44. Sercret Rendezvous with Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio 45. Renaissance Faires 46. overt racism 47. cartoon style graffiti 48. shoeboxes 49. greco-roman wrestling 50. getting socked in the face 51. "Drunk Septembers with Kristofferson" 52. getting shot 53. small plates of food 54. most medical procedures 55. laser eye surgery 56. enchiladas 57. spider bites 58. cheese 59. Beverly Cleary Novels 60. diaper rash 61. teething 62. japanese animation 63. kicking over sandcastles 64. rollerblading 65. Psychoblading! 66. erotic stimulation 67. appreciating the humor/novelty of a talking parrot 68. The Wizard of Oz 69. Wind 70. "the runs" 71. Tobey Maguire 72. haunted mansions 73. jai lai 74. VHS-C camcorders 75. flat tires 76. bird shit 77. topaz 78. saggy breasts 79. that sound the modem makes 80. hard prison time 81. Passover 82. scuba diving 83. Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" routine 84. armed battle 85. Gilbert Godfrey 86. corporate muckraking 87. being lit on fire 88. spontaneous combustion 89. time travel 90. bowel control 91. Camp Snoopy 92. pulling the tickets out of the skeeball machine 93. the smell of urine 94. "boogers" 95. "oriental massage" 96. lifting heavy objects 97. Passing Go 98. Tabasco Sauce 99. corn tortillas 100. charity work 101. pimples 102. people with bad breath 103. phonograph records 104. quicksand 105. pizza sauce 106. your daughter 107. heavy petting 108. trichnosis 109. "necking" 110. wet dreams 111. bows and arrows 112. Shingles 113. George Lucas and "his shit" 114. charts n' graphs 115. Shakira 116. Sizzler 117. salami 118. korean bbq 119. beans 120. "titty sucking" 121. giving birth 122. menstruation 123. finding parking 124. yankin' it 125. "troubleshooting" 126. volcanoes 127. vampire bats 128. suspenders 129. shirts with buttons on them 130. humidity 131. trousers 132. small dogs 133. figure skating 134. pez 135. msnbc 136. gummy worms 137. "these computers" 138. those stupid seals on the compact discs 139. compact discs 140. basic neural function 141. "a career in home finance" 142. uninterrupted sleep 143. water slides 144. slides, in general 145. being launched out of a giant slingshot 146. torture 147. bdsm 148. rolling around in the mud 149. conscientious flatulence control 150. HBO's Real Sex 151. Sunny D 152. Being a member of Nickelodeon's Just For Kids Fun Club 153. McDonald's Playland 154. frisbee 155. paper and plastic 156. "hucking" anything 157. bungee jumping 158. Mountain Dew 159. adoption 160. bright lights 161. editorials by Daniel Shor 162. "a 500 dollar a day cocaine habit" 163. wawipops 164. methamphetamines 165. knife fighting 166. cotton candy 167. cotton 168. candy 169. Macromedia Director 6 170. Salon Personals 171. sweeping 172. hosing down the driveway 173. Basquiat 174. The Ramones 175. sharpening pencils by hand 176. "tetnus" 177. tetris 178. basic personal hygiene 179. oral thermometers 180. "bowel movements" 181. Count Chocula 182. Pokemon Fever 183. Splash Mountain! 184. playing "dreidel" 185. dealing with his Sprint bill 186. circumcision 187. palindromes 188. nectarines 189. swing dancing 190. "having a close relationship with his children" 191. "coping" 192. trees 193. setting rat traps 194. aerospace manufacture 195. firing a rocket launcher 196. holding a rocket launcher 197. picking up a rocket launcher 198. "love" 199. trying new types of food 200. finding the clitoris 201. his own good 202. undulating body movements 203. Hilary Swank's ass 204. ballsweat 205. bi-weekly haircuts 206. rhythm or blues 207. chaps 208. "those baggy colorful pants that beach hippies wear" 209. mountain lion attack 210. earthquake! 211. readin' 212. earthquake! the ride at Universal Studios 213. supper 214. being useful 215. unicyclists 216. jalapeno poppers 217. clowning around 218. doing the "mashed potato" 219. hula hooping 220. house music 221. lazertag 222. monster truck rallies 223. late night alcohol binges 224. Ritz crackers 225. ebay shopping 226. kielbasa 227. marionettes 228. sealing zip lock bags 229. Twister: The Game & Twister: The Movie starring Helen Hunt 230. happiness 231. "acting" 232. living 233. all of this fucking shit |
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