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Things Warren Beatty Will Have Sex With

by jamie flam and chris weisbart

1. "cheetah fur"
2. "fake cheetah fur"
3. "cheetah print"

4. sneakers after a river rafting trip
5. "ferrous oxide"
6. Mexico
7. jellyfish

8. a spiked club.
9. RollerBlades^tm
10. Jimmy Connors

11. 12 or more gymnasts (female)
12. 3 or more gymnasts (male)
13. "your cd collection"
14. the entire cast of M*A*S*H* (in their prime--only Jamie Farr now)
15. that old pile of LP's you've been meaning to sell at a garage sale or something
16. stalagtites AND stalagmites

17.

18. Lt. Ohura, 1964
19. Lt. Ohura, now
20. Wilson Phillips
21. "the shit river"
22. "grasslands and plains"
23. warm vomit
24. apple butter
25. resume' paper
26. "throwing knives"
27. quicksand
28. any toy made by "playskool"
29. Speed Racer
30. Speed Racer's monkey
31. Speed Racer's coach

32. chutes n' ladders
33. Hershey's Special Dark
34. jElLyBEanZ!!!!
35. The guy on 8 is enough
36. The most beautiful woman in the world
37. barracuda
38. gumby
39. philo dough
40. your lunch
41. rocketships
42. VHS tapes
43. Babar
44. tree bark
45. "the wild thornberries"
46. TCP/IP
47. Puppets in general, but primarily Muppets

48.

49. Crowds

50.


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