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 The Profanity-Laced Week in Sports by dan fazio In Football Has there ever been a bigger group of no-talent ass clowns than the Saint Louis Rams? I think not. You could take eleven random members from the cast of "Riverdance" and assemble a better football team. Maybe even beat the Bengals. In Baseball The New York Yankees lost to the Angels this week. Cry me a river, Derek Jeter, then grab a cereal box full of cocaine and Jason Giambi, and hit the town with the Hilton sisters. Rock and Roll. In Basketball Predictions for the 2002-3 season: Shaq will dog it for half the year, but finally get in shape around February, propelling the Lakers to a second-place finish out West. Then they'll make it to the playoffs ... and be upset in the first round by the Golden State Warriors! Jeannie Buss will give Phil Jackson blue balls for two straight weeks afterward. You read it here first. Until next week, Dan Fazio, profanity-laced sports editor |
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