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Parker on Parker by PBA Hall-of-Famer Parker Bohn III Hey there, people. This is Parker barkin' at ya! Today I'm reviewing my favorite subject: me. That's right, Parker Bohn III (that's pronounced "bone," not "bon" for you newbies) applies the harsh magnifying glass to his own life. And you know what? It looks great! The first thing I had to do before sitting down to review myself was accept defeat in this year's Bowler of the Year category at the ESPY's. Yes, Pete Weber is the bowler of the year according to ESPN, even though I led the league in money, average (221.5), points, finals appearances, match play appearances and cashes. I know, I know. It's insane, right? Well, I figure let bygones be bygones. Petey, you old dog, I'd hug you if you were here right now. Congrats. 
On with the review. Actually, I've got to make the rest of this quick, because I think I hear my good buddy Evander knocking on my door for another of our famous "Ice Cream Socials." I don't know if you can call them socials, since it's usually just me and Evander sharing a bucket of Cherry Garcia, but we laugh and call them that anyway. So, in conclusion, Parker rates Parker a 10 out of 10 in bowling, a 9.8 out of 10 in appearance and a 10 out of 10 in the bathing suit competition. Ha, ha, got you with that one! Seriously, the last category is Hall-of-Fame-itude, and I think I'm at least a 10. Until next time, this is Parker saying "Sayonara!" PS: Don't forget to check out the Bohn Zone on my website! |
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