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Hot, Not and FreezerBURNed!

by dan fazio

Admit it. You're not always on top of what is "hot" in popular culture. Nor are you able to quickly determine what's "not." Heck, just last week at a party, you made an ill-advised "Is that your final answer" joke that went over terribly with your boss's wife. Well, as always, we're here to help. Not only do we provide you with the most current "hot" and "not" list, we've added a new category called "FreezerBURNed!" When something is "FreezerBURNed," it has fallen so far below the radar that it is becoming cool again. Or, it is so NOT HOT that it is HOT again. Here's an example: Brad Pitt is hot. Richard Greico is not. Corey Feldman is FreezerBURNed.

Get it? Here we go.

Basketball Centers

Hot: Yao Ming
Not: Shaquille O'Neal
FreezerBURNed: Robert Wadlow

Weight Loss Icons

Hot: Jared from Subway
Not: Richard Simmons
FreezerBURNed: Susan Powter

Washed-up '80s Actors

Hot: Anthony Michael Hall
Not: Ally Sheedy
FreezerBURNed: Scott Baio

Sex Symbols

Hot: Shakira
Not: Yasmine Bleeth
FreezerBURNed: Jenny McCarthy?

Collect Call Spokespeople

Hot: Carrot Top
Not: Alyssa Milano
FreezerBURNed: David Arquette

Opinions about David Hasselhoff

Hot: "What a lucky dude."
Not: "I hate David Hasselhoff."
FreezerBURNed: "I am stalking David Hasselhoff."

More to come!


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