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 Three Point Communication: A Three Point Interview with Dale Ellis by Jeff Berson  I've been a big basketball fan all my life, and I finally got a chance to sit down and talk with one of the greatest 3-point shooters of all time, Dale Ellis. He was a consistent professional throughout his career, so I was interested to see his perspective on the NBA of the past, current, and future. JB: Ahhh shit! My main man D, What's crackin'? Dale: Man, I was up in this one ho last night, getting my shit on! JB: Oh, word? Dale: Word! You know how we do! JB: Yo, peep this, you been mobbin from three as long as I can remember, you still got your stroke? Dale: Hell yeah, I'm on point all day, any day! JB: You crazy D, you school them young cats on how to roll in the NBA? Dale: Dem cats look up to me, so I showed them around, told them where to meet the hos, how to spend the cheese, basically the rules of flossin' full-time. JB: Tell me about when you won the 3-Point Contest back in '93: Dale: Shit, those fools from Nestle hooked me up with a grip of money. I had nothing else to do that night, so I got this escort. I don't know why she called herself an escort, cause that trick was a straight up ho. She had a fat ass and was on my sack from get-go. Fuck it though, we bumped all night long. I needed a timeout, half way through it. JB: You never told me that! How fat was her ass? Dale: Fucking fat, but kind of nice. JB: You're a soldier, man. Always down to mess with the big women. Dale: Hey man, big D likes all sort of shit! Fucks me up sometimes though, I have 5 different baby mommas, all skankin' bitches! JB: How many babies you got now? Dale: 7 babies from 5 women, all crazy ass motherfuckas, just like D! JB: P Diddy's "I Need A Girl -Part 1" or "Part 2"? Dale: Part 2! Fo Sheezy! JB: You pick up the new Ashanti? Dale: What do you think is bumpin' in my Lexus right now, bitch? JB: Keep it real D, holla at me when you hit up the streets of Redondo. Dale: You know it! Make sure to have one of your hos and some Boone's chilled for me! JB: I'll keep a bottle iced for you, and a ho on call! |
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